Cosmic Human Recipe T-Shirt – Stardust, Sass, and Strange Thoughts Inside

This unisex tee is your wearable ingredient list for being a gloriously weird, soulful human on this spinning rock. It’s got:

1 Cup Stardust (for your celestial origins)

2 Scoops Curiosity (because questions > answers)

3 Drops Instinct (hello, gut feelings)

A Handful of Strange Thoughts (you know the ones)

1 Sprinkle of Sass (mandatory)

1 Tsp of Spontaneity (chaos is fun)

A Pinch of Magic (obviously)

Optional: Caffeine (choose your fuel)

Made for mystics, creatives, empaths, overthinkers, and everyone who’s ever looked up at the stars and thought, "What even is this?"
Soft, comfy, and unisex—this shirt makes a statement without saying a word (unless someone reads your chest, in which case… you’re welcome).

Great for gifting, self-expression, or wearing to your next soul upgrade.


Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!